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十 28
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十 27
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管理：卖猪记
一男赶集卖猪，天黑遇雨，二十头猪未卖成，到一农家借宿。
少妇说：家里只一人不便。
男：求你了大妹子，给猪一头。
女：好吧，但家只有一床。
男：我也到床上睡，再给猪一头。
女：同意。
半夜男与女商量，我到你上面睡，女不肯。
男：给猪两头。
女允，要求上去不能动。
少顷，男忍不住，央求动一下，女不肯。
男：动一下给猪两头。女同意。
男动了八次停下，女问为何不动？
男说猪没了。
女小声说：要不我给你猪……
天亮后，男吹着口哨赶30头（含少妇家的10头）猪赶集去了……
哈佛导师评论：要发现用户潜在需求，前期必须引导，培养用户需求，因此产生的投入是符合发展规律的。
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另一男得知此事，决意如法炮制，遂赶集卖猪，天黑遇雨，二十头猪未卖成，到一农家借宿
少妇说：家里只一人不便。
男：求你了大妹子，给猪一头
女：好吧，但家只有一床。
男：我也到床上睡，再给猪一头。
女：同意。
半夜男商女，我到你上面睡，女不肯。
男：给猪两头。
女允，要求上去不能动。
少顷，男忍不住，央求动一下，女不肯。
男：动一下给猪两头。女同意。
男动了七次停下，女问为何不动？
男说：完事了～～～女：……
天亮后，男低著头赶2头猪赶集去了……
哈佛导师评论：要结合企业自身规模进行谨慎投资，谨防资金链断裂问题
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又一男得知此事，决意如法炮制兼吸取教训，遂先用一头猪去换一粒伟哥，事必，天亮后，男吹着口哨赶38头（含少妇家的18头）猪赶集去了……
哈佛导师评论：企业如果获得金融资本的帮助，自身经营能力将得到倍增。
知道此法男多，伟哥供不应求，逐渐要2头，3头猪换一粒伟哥。
哈佛导师评论：这就是通货膨胀。
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当猪价格涨到16粒一棵的时候，哈佛导师评论：该男已经进入边际成本，除了拥有对自身能力的自信和未来良好愿望以外，实际现猪流已经为零。
但换猪男越来越多，卖伟哥的决定，扩展生产能力，推出一种次级伟哥，如果你缺一头猪，只要你承诺可以到该女房中一夜，就可以先借，事成后补交猪款，这个方法大大促进了伟哥销售。
哈佛导师评论：这就是贷款，让企业可以根据未来的收益选择借支流动资金
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伟哥专卖店后来在即使你一头猪都没有，只要你承诺可以到该女房中一夜，就可以先借，事成后补交猪款。
哈佛导师评论：这就是金融创新，让现在的人花未来的钱，反正等你老了未来的钱你也花不动。
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消息一出，换猪男越来越多，有人找伟哥专卖店，这个项目太好了，我们把它变成优质基金，对外销售债券，你们也就可以分享我的收益，如何？
结果伟哥专卖店觉得甚好，于是该公司把换猪男分三类，一类是拿现猪换的，一类是一部分现猪贷的，一类是完全没有现猪借的，发行三种债券。大家踊跃而上。纷纷购买伟哥专卖店的债券，伟哥专卖店生意太好，就把债券销售外包给另外一家公司运作，该公司也一并大发其财，公司越做越大，甚至可以脱离实际伟哥销售情况来发行，给自己和伟哥专卖店带来巨大的现金收益。
哈佛导师评论：这就是专业的人做专业的事，从实体经营到资本运作，经济进入了更高的层次。
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为了防止自己债券未来有损失，该公司决定给它买上保险，这样债券销售就更容易，因为一旦债券出现问题，还可以获得保险公司的赔付，哇，债券公司销售这下子太好了，保险公司也获得巨大平白无故的保险收入。
哈佛导师评论：这就是风险对冲，策略联盟，提高了企业的抗风险能力，也保护了消费者利益。
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换猪男太多，排长队等待，该女无法承受，说老娘不干了，我搬家，一时间有无数拥有伟哥的欠猪男。
哈佛导师评论：这是个别现象，属于市场的正常波动，不会影响整个经济。
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结果该女迟迟不肯搬回。一部分欠猪男没有收入，只好赖帐，结果大量债券到期无法换现猪吃，债券公司一看，一粒伟哥16头猪，这哪里还得起，宣布倒闭
哈佛导师评论：这是次贷危机，不会影响整个金融行业。
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哪里晓得债券公司还把债券上了保险，保险公司一看，这哪里赔得起，于是也宣布要倒闭。
哈佛导师评论：这是金融危机，还不会影响整个实体经济。
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后文：据说该女已搬到中国定居。。。
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十 27
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男主人公，就是下面这个画面上的小和尚，电影里名字叫“功夫”，大名张壮。女主人公之一的藤本七海果真很kawaii，很萌…看来fans不少。转一篇观后感给大家看看，日本片喜欢使用的手法大都出现了。。。
昨天發現有人介紹的電影
裡面出現一堆熟悉的日本人
感覺故事好像蠻囧的就下來看了XD
果然….真的蠻囧的耶@@
不過藤本七海在裡面真是爆萌的
有些角度還挺像夏帆的XD
害我又想花心了XDDDDDDDDD
故事是講一個叫做功夫的武術小神童
在少林寺連破35關後~~來到了師傅的面前
但師傅說他的最後對手不是自己
於是使用龜派氣功把功夫打去了日本@@
飛呀飛~~~
片頭
另外一方面他的真正對手是日本一家電玩公司的老闆
準備開發荼毒小孩的遊戲
魔頭居然找他~~我看他的臉都想笑完全不可怕XD
祕書真由美小姐這次不外遇要來統治世界啦XDDDDDDD
不過一看就知道這群壞人很弱~~沒必要這麼諂媚的鼓掌吧= =”
壞蛋手下裡有個模仿基諾李維的人~~是武田貞治先生XD
場景來到了日本~~這個大媽在打太極時~~功夫忽然從天而降~~
好心接住他還被功夫以為是最後的對手= =”
沒辦法看他肚子餓的大媽帶她回家~~原來大媽家是中華料理店
大媽的孫女藤本七海小妹妹來了!!
對功夫似乎一見鍾情的樣子~~有這麼可愛嗎= =”’
似乎大媽也是身手了得~~~麵在空中的慢動作讓我蠻驚喜的!!
一見鍾情的七海妹妹似乎很喜歡功夫~~硬說要他當他的弟弟~~明明兩人還語言不通勒@@
可惡的中國死小孩啊QQ
七海不虧是大膽的日本女生~~第一天晚上就讓功夫跟他一起睡@@
不過功夫是出家人~~~自己在屋簷上睡著了= =”
這舉動似乎更煞到七海了@@
隔天大媽要求七海帶功夫上學
途中遇到了很像花輪的花癡男~~一直纏著七海(現在小孩都這麼噁心??)
然後學校的胖虎和小夫來了XDDDDD(小夫有演過未來教師喔XD)
似乎七海跟他們很不合正要對幹時…(七海生氣的樣子也好萌喔!!!)
以為這就是最後的對手的功夫來攪局@@(話說功夫在戲裡的台詞真是少~~這句”你就是我的對手嗎?? “至少講了3次= =”)
總之因為師夫在打飛他之前給了他一串鈴鐺~~若他亂使用武力就會被懲罰~~所以功夫後來被自己揍昏了@@
不過功夫可愛(?)的樣子吸引了班上的同學@@(為什麼覺得這同學好像沙耶子@@)
總是喜歡拿著手機的他狂拍照中…
後來大家都跟著功夫一起習武
七海可能跟曾是武術高手的父親學過~~也小露了一手
有次不小心把酒喝光的功夫當場打起醉拳最後還倒在溫柔的七海腿上~~~真是火大@@
後來七海帶她出去玩~~~發現店員是上野樹里= =”
依舊是那句老話@@
我說樹里你是來幹麻的???就這樣就沒戲份了耶= =”
因為之前亂使用暴力對方老爸找上門~~之後反省的功夫~~~大媽講了些關於七海身世的事情~~七海的父親似乎是個練功練到走火入魔然後失蹤的傢伙
第一次偷聽到這件事的七海留下淚來@@
而另一方面黑暗遊戲已經開發完成
而首先實施的學校就是七海的學校!!
發現黑暗教師裡有金剛地先生(你不當驗屍官了嗎XD)
在電視上打廣告邪惡的氣息讓功夫手上的鈴鐺感應
但似乎不知道電視是什麼的功夫一直拉著大媽叫”他在哪裡??”
畫面都變成了KERORO了~~~你要問青蛙在哪裡恐怕要去宇宙了XDDDDDDDD
在學校似乎同學都已經被遊戲洗腦般的沉浸在玩樂裡(金剛地先生你上的是音樂課吧?(囧))
但七海公主卻完全沒受影響XD
後來邪惡教師把這位沒受影響的學生帶去給魔王才發現原來魔王是他老爸(花系列嗎@@)
但學生已經玩樂忘記方向時~~~七海的同學小百合手機又饗了~~忽然驚醒的小百合發現自己不知不覺被洗腦了@@
覺醒起來大家要去救七海時~~被黑衣人拿皮鞭圍攻
這時小百合顯示真正身分(已經不知他在惡搞手機刑警還是童顏刑事了@@)
不過很爛的是最後的下場還不是這樣= =”
後來功夫知道馬上衝去救她們
不過七海已經被魔頭帶走了@@
為了救七海功夫終於要迎戰魔頭的手下了!!
第一個對手是武田先生呢XD(有點帥到耶~~話說這裡面的壞人我都蠻喜歡希望他贏耶XDDDD)
不過大媽來解救~~要功夫趕快去救七海
大媽一整個卑鄙用麵粉攻擊對方眼睛後用鐵鍋攻擊~~可憐的武田叔就這樣OVER了…
而衝到魔頭陣營的功夫遇到了兩個手下
一個是金剛地先生XD
另一個就是我之前網誌有談過愛變裝的男子(話說幹麻要穿這種老古的水手服啊@@)
拖著好長的裙子還手拿棍棒~~這是哪時代的不良少女啊XDDDDDD
後來金剛地丟了催眠彈故意讓功夫不能呼吸
然後變性男子就帶起了口罩後狂打(那口罩真是不良的象徵啊XDDDDDDDDDD)
不過很快功夫就解決他們了~~在大螢幕看到老公的英姿非常開心的七海= =”
終於衝到了頂樓秘書來襲!!(真由美小姐真適合演這種啊(囧))
為了讓功夫去找七海~~25歲的小百合刑事見參!!(為什麼我會想到那個35歲的小錢形pai呢@@)
終於來到了頂樓~~與魔王對決!!!!
看到老公的七海癡心的望著@@
不過大魔王非常卑鄙拿著武士刀對著首無寸鐵的7歲小男孩亂砍
很規律的男主角這時一定會敗陣下來~~然後壞人一定會大笑XDDDDDD
看到老公不行了的七海非常難過= =”
這個演技非常爛的男主角~~這時的台詞居然是這樣= =”
後來男主角一定會突然覺悟~~~沒錯~~~手上的鈴鐺給了他力量(為什麼好人總是會得到不知名的力量幫助呢????)
不過這台詞很確定一定是內地人寫的= =”
得到力量的功夫很輕易就贏了~~但這時附身在魔王身上的惡魔跑了出來(開始特攝片了@@)
驚恐的七海(是沒看過哥吉拉嗎@@)
後來真是不可思議般與大媽合體用龜派氣功把哥吉拉打死了= =”
總之事情到一段落~~功夫順利打倒了第36個敵人
然後口口聲聲說是把功夫當弟弟的七海居然……..
可惡啊~~這個死小孩怎麼可以這樣!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!你給我回少林寺好好的砍過重練啦!!!!!!!
後來師傅招喚功夫回去了~~~~七海依依不捨@@(表情真的很像夏帆耶!!!!)
再見……….(七海公主真是有情啊~~)
結語..
不知這個少林小鬼回去說不定根本就不想回少林了
(因為人間美好的他已經偷嘗了XD)
片尾曲蠻有趣的感覺
雖然這片一整個瞎扯
但感覺蠻好打發時間的
好萌的七海公主演的不錯啊~~
一整個讓我好像看到了夏帆小時後@@
我可以說這是藤本七海螢幕初戀的故事嗎(囧)
武打動作來說有點弱
不過對日本人來說應該已經算好的吧
監督是大地丙太郎(就是提拔名塚佳織那個動畫監督)
只能說拍出來蠻有他的風格的吧@@
以上^^
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十 20
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这张照片显然是爱因斯坦(Albert Einstein)。现在，如果您近视的话，请把眼睛摘下来再看一次，其他人请您把眼睛眯起来再看一次。很可能您的眼睛里出现的已经是玛丽莲·梦露(Marilyn Monroe)。
结论是：近视的人可以把男人看成美女，不近视的人要想有这个福气还要多费点力气。
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十 20
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去之前，我以为自己不懂艺术。考察过之后，发现自己还真是不懂艺术。798位于这个地图酒仙桥几个字的位置，里面还有751也在一起。照片见http://photo.sina.com.cn/list/photo_b.php?uid=1434666527&ctg_id=124539
骑车线路如图。
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十 19
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感觉自己快撑不住了，回公司取了就诊卡和医保蓝本，前去就诊。晚上挂发热门诊的号需要在很靠西的一排小房子里，先试体温，不超过37.2度不需要在此处就诊，我37.3度。根据有关规定，需要买一张病历纸，单独作为发热门诊使用，1元。然后需要缴纳挂号费4元和验血费15元。验血结果就是白细胞高于正常值，交给大夫，问了我几个问题，然后诊断结果是急性扁桃体炎，给我开了一百六十多块的药，当时就疯了。还开了个三天的病假条，我估计我在家呆一天就好不错了。后来拿了两样西药走，70多，中药没拿。看一次病也将近100块钱了。据说公司的医保有90%报销，上次我看眼睛的报销费用还没进账，谁晓得呢。。先吃药好了，明天请个假。楼道门口还贴条说暖气试水家里请留人，我这下正好。。
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十 17
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点击打开下载页面，下载 魔杰座
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十 15
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关于造型：
1、野；2、楞；3、装傻
关于表情和场景：
1、华丽的服饰要用苦大仇深的眼神衬托；
2、衣衫褴褛要用灿烂的笑容弥补；
3、庄重威严的装束要用嬉皮笑脸的表情调剂；
4、时尚MM一定要忧郁得催人泪下；
5、儿童要拍出成人的老到，老人要拍出儿童的天真；
6、越漂亮的MM越要深地浸泡在失恋的苦海中；
7、少妇一定寂寞在空闺；
8、少女一定是孤独地徘徊在十字街头；
9、憔悴永远是女人最佳的化装品；
10、靓女最好在昏暗中
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十 12
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照片请点击如下链接打开
http://photo.sina.com.cn/list/photo_b.php?uid=1434666527&ctg_id=123640
今日四人同行，懒猫大师、打字机老师、t大师以及我，约定的11:30在建国门西北口集合。我稍提前到了一刻钟，在附近胡同扫街，随后t大师到了。打字机老师发送一条短信来说：“你们都迟到了 罚款！”但是通过电话交流，才发现原来打字机老师在国贸上了地面。更囧的是，懒猫大师从回龙观坐到了西直门，而不是更近的东直门。
懒猫大师在川办请客，四人吃了216，当大师已然成了t大师口中的川办控。这没办法，川办还是相当对我的口味，也在经济允许的范围内。
随后，四人前往后海及南锣鼓巷扫街。后海酒吧一条街是个适合坐着侃大山的地方，也是个适合谈情说爱的地方，赶明儿俺也找个mm一起去。南锣鼓巷比想象中的差很多，老北京的味道不知道有多少，但是人工斧凿的痕迹很严重。整条街很短，一会儿就走完了。中间有kidobaby开的一个小店，卖明星穿过的衣物，招牌见相册照片。
从南锣鼓巷南口出来步行至簋街晚餐，后行至东直门各自坐地铁回家。这一句话说得简单，实际上走得腿脚都疼了。路上拍夕阳，对比度实在太大，把太阳拍清楚，马路就暗得分不清哪是哪了。要把马路曝光稍微足一点，太阳就没有轮廓了，难度很大。在簋街拍的两张霓虹灯效果还不错，不过没有什么看起来很好的馆子。几个人在一个广东馆落座，一人要了一碗粥，没想到好巨大的一碗。
总结：50mm/1.8D扫街确实不够用，上个广角镜头太有必要了。考虑发了年终奖是上17-55还是金广角吧。
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十 12
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作为入手牛头之前的参考吧…(其中带有AF-S的尼康镜头和带有HSM的适马镜头可以在D40上自动对焦)
随着数码单反的降价，很多朋友都想买数码单反，但是很多人都不知道如何选镜头，而且不少商家、专业媒体为了提高单反的门槛故意的把一些词汇说的很“专业”，不少“大侠、老鸟”也老爱搬出一些尼康的牛头、佳能的神镜来“教育”新人显得自己懂得很多，很专业。其实单反不是太复杂的东西，至少比汽车、音响要简单多了。作为一个入门的菜鸟，说一说我的切身体会，并且我尽量用简单的文字来说单反，在单反的世界里面你无需害怕，日常使用，拍拍照片，真的没有太深的学问，也不需要懂得很多专业的知识。摄影是一种乐趣，何苦搞得那么复杂，那么累。
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十 11
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本着不能做宅男的精神，今天下午前往紫竹院拍摄。照片见：
http://photo.sina.com.cn/list/photo_b.php?uid=1434666527&ctg_id=123545
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十 10
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一篇简单的，我觉得这个文章所说数据比较靠谱
大约等效于一台50毫米焦距，光圈F4-F32可变，400万像素——是的，只有400万像素，感光度ISO50-ISO6400，快门1/24的不停连续拍摄的相机。
镜头约等于3片3组，全部由非球面镜组成，光圈（瞳孔）小于F32时，一般是某种化学药品中毒，大于F2.8时~~~那是死人。
对焦速度极高，在0.5秒内就能完成从最远到最近的切换，永不跑焦。 非近视的情况下，景深极大。
影像处理器大约相当于4块Digital3，并行工作，而后台的模糊识别处理器，则无法用地球上的计算机来衡量。
色彩不好说，一般是认为在32位和48位之间。
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十 09
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前天在京东订了飞利浦节能灯泡一只，今日去苏州街提货，排队刷卡打发票，终于可以把灯泡拿到手，刚拿起来就觉得里面哗啦哗啦的，前台一ppmm赶紧打开一看，果然碎掉了。ppmm立刻去找办公区里面的人咨询怎么办，最后问我希望能按退货处理。得，我这一趟算是白跑了，看在几个前台mm都挺pp的份上，再加上提货的人太多她们也很辛苦，退货就退货吧。刚才又重新下了个订单，备注里写上了注意运输安全的话。前台有两个ppmm应该是新来的，以前没有见过。
PS，女性频道做化妆品系统产品的编辑很专业，很敬业，很有气质，也很pp……
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十 07
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新的狗骨枕很漂亮，不过实际没有相片上这么鲜艳。好相机就是不一样啊。。
镜头原因，只好后退了许多，成像多少有些怪。请与我的13寸宽屏笔记本来比较具体宽度。把一团糟的电线忽略吧……
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十 06
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十 04
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[引者注]贫穷不仅是财富上的。
研究表明，每个人都有不同的性格和个性，有的性格对于挣钱是有帮助的，有的性格却容易导致贫困。大量的研究表明，至少有十二种性格容易导致贫困和失败。
第一：知足。只要有吃有穿，腹饱体暖，就感到满足，对于财富没有追求
第二：自满，自己的总是最好的，这种人不愿与外界来往，不可能有更高的追求
第三：保守。这种人的生活全凭过去的经验，没有走过的路他不敢走，没有人做过的事，他不敢做
第四：怯懦。这种人胆子特别小，总是怕这怕那。哪一种成功不冒风险呢?
第五：懒惰。一种是身体懒惰，一种是精神懒惰
第六：孤僻。挣钱就是把别人的钱变成自己的钱。孤僻的人不擅长与人打交道，要想挣到钱就不太容易了
第七：自以为是。自以为是的人，一般都处理不好与周围的人的关系。与人处不好关系，就不能形成长久的合作。与人合作不好，很难做成大事
第八：狭隘。一是心胸狭隘，二是视野狭隘，三是知识狭隘。这种性格的人，也是很难与人和社会相处的，只好既贫又困
第九：自私。不想奉献，只想占小便宜，这种人最终不会获得成功和财富，他只能拥有自己—–行影相吊，顾影自怜
第十：骄傲。有一点成绩就忘乎所以，这种人也使会成功，但很快有会丧失他获得的一切
第十一：狂妄。这种人无论在哪里都不受欢迎，尽管他有很大的才气很强的能力，但是一定会招来周围的人群起而攻之
第十二：消极。消极的人什么都不想，什么也不去做。即使有再强的能力，终生也将一事无成
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十 04
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在中国，使用信用卡以获得20-50天甚至55天不等的小额免息贷款，已经成为很多人的生活中重要的支付方式。一般上班族持有的信用卡，额度从数千元到数万元不等，而很多人持有不止一家银行核发的信用卡。
如今，现金（以活期或短期定期存款）在我们生活中的地位比我们的父辈更为重要，例如购买一件5000元的电器，我们的父辈需要积攒下来足够的现金，以便一次性支付。而我们可以选择使用信用卡支付这笔钱，在股市表现良好的时候，，这笔现金可以在30天内做一次甚至更多次的短期投资，以试图赚取超过仅0.06%的活期存款月利率的收益。而从理论上说，仅仅是投资活期存款，也表示5000元可以在一个月内获得3元利息收益。在近一两年之前，很多医院还不能刷卡支付，人们最好持有现金以备不时之需。
抛开投资的因素，对于很多人来说，信用卡使他们提前拥有了他们想要的东西，相当于预支下一个月工资，以提前拥有一件昂贵的物品。而在这期间，可以保证自己的现金数目相对稳定，或者攒钱计划只受到比较小的扰动。
当然使用信用卡需要更好的理财思维。我发现很多人每个月只是去还最低还款额，大多数银行将这个比例仅设为账单的10%，这样会造成大量的利息支出，至少对于我来说是不能接受的。日息通常是0.05%，相当于18%的年息。哪怕是12个月的分期付款，大多数银行也只会以手续费或者分期利息的名义收取总共7.2-8.4%的年息。
举例来说，一张额度10000元的信用卡，已经刷满额，因为还款能力不足，每月只能还上最低的1000元，又必须刷掉1000元弥补日常开支，这样每月的账单都是10000元，每月需要支出120元滞纳金，相当于每年必须多支出1800元以保证这10000元欠款不被银行催账或者产生不良信用记录。
无论对于个人还是投行来说，杠杆投资都是高利润高风险的行为。对个人来说，信用卡套现（在很多国家被视为违法）或是按照银行规定的手续费和利息取现以用于投资，一旦发生损失很容易造成血本无归。看看美国的投资银行吧，如今高盛和摩根士丹利都玩不转，美林和雷曼兄弟都挂了，那我们呢？
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十 03
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这对小夫妻结婚才一年，就老忙着上妇产科、泌尿科频繁作检查，一心一意只想怀孕生小孩，理由好几个如下，但就是没有一个“我懂得生命是什么，我有能力照顾好一个小生命”。
（1）我爸妈抱孙心切哪！
是你们制造一个生命，你们要对这个生命负责，跟你爸妈有什么关系？
不孝有三，无后为大啊！
跟对生命负责来比，会比孝顺更重要吗？哪一个生命来到世界上，是应该为了他父母的“愚孝”而来的？你的父母能取代你们人父人母的角色吗？
我们还正想生下来就交给父母带呢！大家不都是这样！我们根本顾不上小家伙啊！
那生他下来做什么？哪一个生命该是为了满足传宗接代或打发老人时间？想过你们自己有没有把握给孩子一个健康快乐的童年？你们自己健康快乐吗？
我们每天光忙工作就压力大得不得了，爸妈又老在耳边唠叨，干脆生个孩子给他们，好图个耳根清静，我们也完成任务！
这是一个有血有肉有灵魂的生命哪！………
（2）我的生理时钟快到了！人家说高龄产妇孩子不健康！
你的生理时钟跟一个小生命的诞生有什么关系？现在畸形婴儿越来越多，各种原因都有，跟高龄产妇似乎没有必然的关联性呀！
到时候生不出来怎么办？
生孩子只是个生理反应行动，大前提是为什么要生孩子？想清楚怎么照顾这个生命了吗？就算勉强怀孕，你的焦虑会传达给这个小生命体，孩子无辜啊！
（3）女人不当母亲怎么完整？
是为了当母亲而当母亲？准备好当什么样的母亲了吗？是控制欲很强的还是丢给父母或保姆带？一个无辜生命有必要为了成全女性的母亲角色而存在吗？
那上天为什么给女人子宫？不就是拿来孕育生命的？
生理机能可以备而不用，关键是从孕育生命的那一刻起，母亲就跟胎儿的身心灵息息相关了，如果没有充分准备，如果意识不到一个生命的存在过程是多么艰辛，就不要为了当母亲而任意制造生命。
（4）夫妻的两人世界很无聊，需要一个孩子当润滑剂！
两个无聊的夫妻，大多意味着他们会是一对精神贫乏的父母，爱的能力恐怕也有局限，结果发现这个润滑剂孩子成了他们欲望的焦点，包括压迫他（她）要有好成绩、骄人才艺、听话等，大人自己却没有条件身教孩子做好榜样。
我们是有了孩子以后，家里热闹多了，两人吵架也有个出气筒啦！
孩子成了出气筒这点在母亲身上最明显，女人往往把婚姻上的不如意，无意识地将怨气转嫁给孩子，尤其因为孩子而“无法”离开婚姻的女人，其理由就更充分了。可怜孩子不知道自己从头到尾只是个工具而已！
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十 01
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经典摄影教材HTTP下载： 美国纽约摄影学院摄影教材(上下册)
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十 01
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http://www.eioba.com/a2849/fifty_mistakes_men_make_when_having_sex
Just in case you thought the route to sexual bliss was straightforward, here’s a list of things to avoid. They’re all pretty much guaranteed passion killers for a woman – and if your check list contains more than ten of these, you’ve got some serious work to do on your sexual etiquette!
1) Going straight for the naughty bits
You’ve got to be sensitive to the fact that a woman is more likely to be irritated than aroused when a man dives for her breasts and vulva after a few minutes’ perfunctory kissing. While you might get to feel the goods, you’re not going to be invited back.
2) Not knowing how to kiss sensitively
Passionate or sensitive, firm or gentle, good kissing is an art form which lubricates the wheels of sex and gets everyone in the mood for more intimacy. Learn how to kiss, and do it well. That doesn’t mean sticking your tongue in her mouth and wiggling it around like you’re trying to floss her teeth.
3) Being too rough when you touch her erogenous zones
Men like a firmer touch than women, especially when it comes to our penises. So if you touch her clitoris with as much force as you apply to your penis when you masturbate, she’s most likely to howl with pain – and then kick you out of bed. Remember: the clitoris has twice as many nerve endings as the penis, in a much smaller area. Treat it with respect. It’s the only organ in the human body that has no function other than to provide pleasure.
4) Not stroking and caressing her
A woman’s second biggest sex organ is her skin. (The first is her mind.) You can make your touch on any part of her body into a sexy caress, but you have to focus on what you’re doing and put some sexual energy into your fingers while you caress her. That means not thinking about the baseball game while you’re giving her a sensuous massage.
5) Locking onto her nipples like a suckling child
Yes, we know it’s fun for you. To her it just feels like she’s got a teething infant hanging off her breast. Lick and kiss around her whole breast before you go for the nipple, then flick your tongue gently across the nipple and around the areolae. If she likes what you’re doing, you’ll know by her moans of pleasure.
6) Biting on her earlobe because you think it’s sexy
She may not agree with you. In which case it will just be irritating for her, not a prelude to her turning into the sex goddess you thought you were summoning up.
7) Leaving a hickey on her neck like a teenage badge of honor
If you’re over sixteen, this is a no-no. If you need to know why, you’re obviously under sixteen.
8) Not shaving before sex
When you’re in the throes of passion, having your beard stubble brushing back and forth across her face isn’t so sexy, but at least it’ll produce a red rash she can remember you by.
9) Not washing your pits and bits before you have sex
If there’s one thing that turns women off, it’s a lover whose personal hygiene isn’t up to scratch. Even though men have a higher smell threshold than women, keeping yourself clean – especially in the more intimate corners of your anatomy (like under your foreskin) – is not just a matter of courtesy, it’s a ticket back to the bedroom.
10) Forgetting she has a sensuous body waiting to be stroked
Pretty much the same point we already made up above, but worth remembering: touch doesn’t just have to be in the bedroom, a prelude to sex. In fact, if you touch her a lot in a loving way during the day, she’ll be ready to melt into your arms by bedtime.
11) Trying to get your fingers in her underwear before she’s ready
This is the mark of a gauche teenage lover who wants to get to fourth base just so he feels more accomplished as a lover. Take your time, let things evolve naturally, and apply a little sensuous touch on the fabric covering her vulva before you dive under the elastic. The hint of what’s to come is often more erotic than diving straight in there.
12) Dropping the condom on the floor
Must we say why this isn’t the most popular move post sex? Dispose of the condom tidily in a tissue – put it in the bin rather than down the toilet, or it’s likely to float there for some time to come as a reminder of your sexual encounter.
13) Going straight for the clitoris during oral sex or masturbation
Like we said above, most women just find this irritating – and, if you press too hard, bloody uncomfortable too. Your first caresses should be on her labia, the lips of her vulva, then as she gets more aroused, you can work nearer the clitoris itself. But even when she’s aroused a soft touch along the sides of her clitoris may be more acceptable for her than any pressure on the head of her clitoris.
14) Breaking off just as she’s getting to the point where she wants you to keep going at all costs
Women often get so lost in their sexual arousal that they forget to give feedback. In reality, the fact that she’s lying there quietly may actually mean she loves what you’re doing; if so, you should feel her pressing her vulva against your mouth or fingers, or shifting like she wants more touch, rather than giving you a sense that she’d rather be out shopping.
15) Undressing her clumsily
Listen up guys: you don’t have to be able to take her bra off with one hand, behind her back, while kissing her. In fact, in my experience, it’s better if you don’t try. She probably puts it on by fastening it first and pulling it over her head anyway. Let her take off the garments you don’t understand, and whenever you do lend a helping hand, undress her gently and sensuously rather than pulling at her clothes like you’re ripping the paper off a birthday present.
16) Undressing yourself inelegantly – which includes taking your socks off after your underwear
Nothing is more comical (or pathetic) to a woman than a man in his socks and pants. Except possibly a naked man wearing socks. If you don’t understand why, just accept that it is so.
17) Expecting her to shave for you
You might like the baby smooth look around her vulva, but she’s more likely to see this as a prickly route to itchy stubble. Ask her nicely if you’d like her to go smooth. If she says “no”, accept that graciously.
18) Sticking a finger up her vagina before she’s ready, willing and able
In general, women do like to be penetrated just as much as men like to penetrate, which, considering how much men like to stick things up there, is just as well. However, she’ll only want you to do this when the time is right – i.e. when she’s aroused enough to enjoy it. If you’re giving her clitoris attention, there’ll be a point where she might like to have a finger or two inside her. If so, be gentle, and start with one finger on her G-spot. Make sure she enjoys this before you put another one up there. Two fingers on her G-spot is probably as much as she will want. And be just as firm with your touch as she finds pleasurable. If you don’t know what the G-spot is, then do some Google-ing before you get into bed.
19) Entering her without asking her first
What is it with men and these dark, wet places? Just keep in mind that she decides how far sex goes, and if she doesn’t want to enjoy intercourse then don’t press the point. This applies especially to any strategy that involves nudging your penis into position and then pressing forward without her consent, verbal or otherwise! Having said that, you don’t always need to ask “May I enter you?” though it can be a romantic and sexy thing to do if you’re looking deep into her eyes. Needless to say, that’s most likely to happen in the man on top position, which, by the way, remains everyone’s most popular position for sex.
20) Pecking away around her vagina with your penis if you can’t find the way in
This is, by all accounts, many women’s least desired sexual moment. If for any reason you can’t get in, don’t pretend you’re in control and keep trying. Simply ask her to guide you in with her hand. That way you’ll save a lot of embarrassment, not to mention time.
20) Pumping away without regard for her pleasure
When you’ve achieved your most desired objective, and your penis is inside her, you’ll want to show a certain consideration for her pleasure. She may want hard and fast thrusting, but it’s best to start slow and shallow. While you’re making love, she’ll most appreciate your efforts if you’re masculine and strong – which is to say, if you act like you know what you’re doing, you’re considerate and gentle at first, and work up to firm and strong thrusts if she likes them.
21) Expecting her to make love bottom up
Yes, we all enjoy rear entry. But she may be more self-conscious of her butt, she may feel like a sex object, and she may not like the rather impersonal nature of this position. If you really want to do it, and you explain to her why you like it so much (i.e. “It’s incredibly exciting to see your gorgeous bottom as we make love”, rather than “I get so turned on fucking from behind”) she’ll probably co-operate from time to time, even if it’s only on your birthday and hers.
22) Thrusting too hard
If you happen to be well-endowed, or she has a short vagina, and you thrust too hard, you may end up banging her cervix. This can make her shriek, though sadly not with sexual pleasure.
22) Coming before she’s got excited or begun to enjoy sex
There aren’t many men who can last long enough to really satisfy a woman who enjoys vaginal intercourse and G-spot stimulation. If you can’t be bothered learning how to be a long lasting lover, then at least have the decency to keep going for a few minutes so she gets some pleasure. This isn’t hard, and there are plenty of ways you can learn to extend intercourse and not come so quickly. Do some research on Google for “end premature ejaculation”. See also number 26.
23) Not coming at all – or losing your erection when you put the condom on
If you’re one of that rarer breed of men who has trouble coming during intercourse, may we respectfully suggest you see a sexual therapist? You can then deal with this problem, learn to come more quickly, and avoid giving her a numb vagina and an intimate knowledge of the exact shade of color you painted your bedroom ceiling. If you’re one of the many men who lose their erection when the condom comes out of its foil wrapper and onto the head of your penis, it’s back to Google for a search on, surprisingly enough, “losing erection when putting on a condom”.
24) Asking her how it was for her
This is not the mark of a confident lover, so if you really want some feedback, phrase it thus: “Did you prefer it when I did X or Y?”
25) Not going down on her when she wants oral pleasure
Since oral sex on a woman is so pleasurable for most men, this seems unlikely. But if it’s a question of the smell or taste being a bit much for you, try taking a shower or bath together before sex. If you just want her to fellate you and you simply can’t be bothered to reciprocate with cunnilingus, then reading these tips isn’t going to help you much anyway.
26) Failing to give her pleasure if you come quickly
Remember the motto: “Women come first!” As a man, you’re probably going to lose interest in sex once you’ve ejaculated – at least for a while. In which case, make sure she comes through oral sex or masturbation before you enter her. That way, she gets her pleasure and so do you. (With the added bonus that it doesn’t matter so much if you shoot quite quickly.) Just to enter her, thrust a few times, come, roll over and forget about her is the mark of a boorish lover, and you wouldn’t want to be one of those, now would you?
27) Trying to force her head towards your cock
Let’s face it: she’s either willing to give your oral sex or she’s not. Trying to persuade her to get her lips around your glans by edging her head towards your groin is a bit crass, to say the least. If she doesn’t seem to be heading that way as things hot up, just ask her: “There’s something you could do that’d give me so much pleasure…..”
28) Trying to force her head further down on her cock when she’s giving you oral
Yes, once again we know it feels good, but you have to be considerate about it. She’s not likely to be a deep throat expert, and there’s no reason why she should be, since most of the pleasure of oral sex comes from the action of her tongue on your glans. Keep your hands away from her head unless it’s to gently stroke her hair, and you won’t feel the temptation to encourage her to go deeper.
29) Holding her head when she goes down on you
Pretty similar to number 28, but this time, holding her head and moving it up and down on your penis is the no-no. If you think that’s acceptable sexual etiquette you’ve been watching too many of the wrong kind of films.
30) Coming in her mouth without asking her if it’s OK
The taste of semen is very much an acquired taste; unfortunately it’s one that few woman ever acquire. If she doesn’t like it, ask her to keep going until the last minute, then tell her when you’re going to come so she can move back and finish the job with a well-lubed hand. You’ll get just as much pleasure, and she won’t have to gag or spit your semen out. By the way, accidentally forgetting to tell her you’re going to come is not permitted.
31) Thinking that a porno movie has anything to do with real life
Porn is not good for men’s egos. Real life isn’t like that, OK?
32) Switching on a hard core porn film without asking whether that’s OK with her
Even if you find it arousing, she’s not likely to, for the simple reason that much of the porn available today is fairly abusive to women. Ask her first, and if you want to share the erotic thrill of watching people have sex, get hold of some romantic sex movies that will appeal to her emotions as well as her sex drive.
33) Apologizing for the size of your penis
Just in case you ever feel inclined to apologize for not matching up to the guys in the wrong kind of movies, just remember: 98% of women would rather have a sensitive lover than one with a big penis. If you’re with one of the other two percent, you need to find a new lover.
34) Answering honestly when she asks you what your last lover was like
Guys, when a woman asks you if her butt is too big, do you tell her the truth? Enough said. Your current lover is always the most gorgeous, sexy and desirable woman around. Even if she doesn’t really believe it, that’s what she wants to hear.
35) Asking her if she’d mind if her girlfriend joined you
Threesomes can be exciting, but they usually just cause jealousy and upset when one partner unexpectedly finds they don’t want their partner making out with another person. Needless to say, this usually happens to the woman. So be sure, be very sure, you know what you’re doing before you try this one.
36) Making her do all the work
Changing positions is all very well, but asking her to ride you each time you have sex seems a bit one sided. Vary the positions, have fun, and take equal shares of the work. Don’t just settle for one favorite position and flog it to death.
37) Trying to slip it in the back door by “accident”
Anal sex is something that a lot fewer couples have tried than you’d believe from what you read on the internet or see in porn. It’s something you might like to try, but you both have to want to do it. She’s not likely to respond with warmth if you keep pretending you’re poking her anus by accident. And she won’t believe you if you tell her you just didn’t want to ask for directions, even if that’s how you are when you’re driving around lost, looking for somewhere.
38) Photographing or videoing your lovemaking
Unfortunately, as many jilted lovers can testify, taking pictures while you enjoy sex is putting power in the hands of the person who has the pictures. A good compromise is to link your video camera direct to your TV without recording the images. That way you can have the erotic thrill of seeing yourself during sex without having to worry about seeing yourself having sex on the internet in a few years’ time.
39) Getting into the same old same old routine every time you have sex
Above almost everything else (except possibly being deeply in love), ringing the changes when you make love is the thing that will keep your sex life fresh and passionate. You’ll be surprised just how exciting it can be when you try a new position. This is simply because every position puts a different pressure on the penis and vagina, or gives you a new perspective of your partner’s body, or perhaps allows you to see entering your partner’s body, and so on. Exactly which sex position feels most pleasurable will depend on the shape and size and shape of your penis and her vagina.
40) Not romancing her
Women love romance. Men put up with it, or do it to get sex. True or false? Probably true, but the romantic “chase” is deeply rewarding for most men (i.e. seducing and winning a woman makes us feel deeply fulfilled), and romance is an essential part of that process. If you’re able to continue being romantic once you’re an established couple, then you set yourself head and shoulders above the rest of your fellow men, and you stand that much greater chance of getting regular, passionate sex.
41) Slapping her buttocks without checking if she’s into a little dominance play
No mater how exciting you may find the idea, don’t land a heavy slap on her butt without trying a few lighter ones first and seeing how she reacts. If you do, you may get a slap in the face. Or a kick in the balls.
42) Trying to do sex by the book (or the film)
Don’t copy the moves you see in porn films. They lack a certain something. Consideration for the woman, that would be.
43) Playing with her anus before she’s excited enough to appreciate it
When you’re masturbating her clitoris, and you have a finger inside her vagina, you may find that she responds well to a little anal play. If you have the position right, you can use your little finger to tickle gently at her anus as your forefinger plays with her G-spot. This may well add to her excitement – especially if she’s on the verge of orgasm. If you try this before she’s really excited and has stopped caring what’s happening to her, you might just turn her off completely, so it might not be a bad idea to check it out with her in advance.
44) Deafening her by shouting in her ear when you come
An easy mistake to make, especially if you like to have sex in the man on top position lying close to your partner, and you like to let the world know when you come. Unfortunately she won’t let you do it a second time, so bury your face in the pillow or something if you’re prone to uncontrollable vocal ejaculations as well as physical ones.
45) Talking dirty without checking if she likes it
Generally a little consensual dirty talk between adults adds to the excitement. The first time your partner tells you to f*** her hot wet c*** you’ll see what I mean. If that hasn’t happened yet, and you’d like it to, encourage her to talk dirty to you when you’re making love, and see what pops out of her mouth. You might be surprised. Remember legend has it that the quiet ones are often the most surprising in bed!
46) Lying on top of her without supporting your weight on your arms
Always remember: a gentleman takes his weight on his arms. Or elbows, or knees, or something.
47) Ejaculating on her without asking permission
Coming between her breasts or on her vulva or bottom can be incredibly exciting, but it’s nice to ask her first. She may see it less a mark of your ejaculatory prowess or manhood than a mess to clear up.
48) Not controlling your ejaculation
Like we said before, a good lover makes the effort to make sure his partner is satisfied before he is.
49) Not spending some time with her in your arms after sex
A man who gets up after he’s done the business and sets about his daily routine is probably top of most women’s sexual dislikes. For her, this is a special time when a woman feels very close to her partner. She takes much longer to come down from sex than a man does, she wants to know she’s loved and special, and she wants to feel adored by the man to whom she has just given her most precious asset. The very least you can do is to spend a half hour or so cuddling her while you relax after making love, even if you’re not going to spend the night with her.
50) Not cleaning up after sex
And since sex inevitably involves a certain amount of fluids, keep the tissues handy for afterwards. If you feel like being chivalrous, offer her a warm towel to clean herself, especially if you aren’t using condoms.
There you go! And if you’ve got any more sexual tips for sexual success, send them to us at the email address in the box below.
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